Just read in the news today that a mugger tried to rob the Justice Secretary before running onto a bus full of police officers. Now if we can breed all criminals into being that stupid, then perhaps evolution will weed them out and we can live in a safe, crimeless utopia.


In other news, an Australian man has put his life on sale on ebay. For a mere £195 000 you can become a mr Ian Usher, a 44 year old male from Perth, including a complimentary house, car, jet-ski and a job at a rug shop. Any takers?