I live in London, the capital of the UK and one of the largest cities in the world. London has many exciting thrills to offer young people, with sightseeing, the West End and so on. Yet as someone from an Inner Borough, I haven't actually done many of those things. The groups of kids hanging around in the West End? Not me, I'll tell you that now. For whatever reason, my friends aren't too keen on the idea, it only seems to be those from the Outer Boroughs or even tourists who visit that part of London. So the other day, I was around my mate's house, we'll call him John, and we're just chatting and hanging about. Then I say "Hey, why don't we go out to the West End, y'know, hang out there like all those teenagers do?"
"Oh I don't know, it's mainly suburban kids isn't it?"
"Does that matter? It'll be fun! We can do all those sort of stereotypical Londony things!"
"Nah, doesn't appeal"
"Why not?"
"Not enough of us. Would just look gay with the two of us"
"We could invite others?"
"Maybe.."

on the phone.. "hey it's me. You guys up for going into London, seeing all the sights and having a fun day?"
"Piss off, we're not tourists" hangs up

Me and Liam go back to sitting around.